Maybe she was just good for your ego
Or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life
But you don’t really love her
Because if you do,
you would not be sad..
you would totally let everything go..
you would be inspired..
you would be contented and not look for someone else..
Walmart just reported shrinking sales for a third straight quarter. What’s going on? Explained William S. Simon, the CEO of Walmart, referring to the company’s customers, “their income is going down while food costs are not. Gas and energy prices, while they’re abating, I…
I don’t question peoples’ sexuality because 1, it doesn’t matter, and 2, I’m only attracted to money, which brings me back to 1.
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED